Boys are DISGUSTING, VILE CREATURES!!!

And here we go with entry number 2. hold on to your hats people.

I had a shit day today, between my last post and now. this is pretty remarkable, given that i did nothing but get out of bed and move downstairs to sit on my couch all day doing work for uni.

the shitness all started when i threw my laptop a little too roughly down onto the couch. the disc drive opened on its own. inside there was a blue CD.

'That's odd' i thought to myself as i bent down to investigate the said CD. 'I don't remember putting that in there'.

I closed the disc drive, and the disc automatically started to play. and then i sort of made a noise like "aaaiiiiccchhhhaaaaaaaah! no!"

what i was watching was cheap, sleazy, hardcore porn. cheap, sleazy, hardcore STRAIGHT porn. i was sooooooo disgusted. i shut it off as fast as i could, and sat motionless for a good 10 minutes with an expression something like this one on my face:


I felt like crying. my poor, innocent little laptop had been besmirched with this filth. the whole thing was just so.... yucky.

it only took me a moment to figure out exactly what had happened, and who was responsible. my disgusting, perverted big brother Luke, that's who. The family computer is totally riddled with porn (which i used to take great delight in locating and either deleting or showing to my parents to get him in trouble), but i never thought he would stoop so low as to use my beloved laptop, which i saved up for and bought with my own hard-earned dollars.

ew ew ew ew ew. i can't believe he used my computer for THAT. i can't even describe how icky it makes me feel.

the first thing i did (after removing the offending CD) was to disinfect my computer thoroughly. i'm sort of a germ-phobic at the best of times, so this sent me into overload. luckily, i always have my spray bottle of pine-o-clean handy.

i then began to plot. how could i best use this to my advantage? did i want to bring this to the attention of my parents, thereby creating a huge conflict and humiliating him thoroughly? well yes, of course i did. but there are advantages to being patient about these things. i always like to have a little bit of dirt on my siblings up my sleeve to pull out at an advantageous moment. so i plotted a little more. and decided that i would be content with him just knowing that i knew.....

so i took the CD, and i found a pin. and i carved a short yet direct message into the face of the disc:


it says "KEEP THIS SHIT OFF MY COMPUTER"

i left it on his pillow. he hasn't looked me in the eye all night.

my family never learns. the sooner they figure out that not much gets past me, the better. and until they do, i'm happy to keep humiliating them.